Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, January 9, 2009

The Bagel Joke




In the mornings, I usually make Kevin a bagel for breakfast because I like him to eat breakfast and he's usually too busy to think of that stuff. And cause I love him the most. So this morning was no different! After I got done putting the butter & cream cheeses on the blueberry bagel, it just looked so very good. So, I took a bite. I walked back to the bedroom.
"Honey! I don't know what kind of people make these bagels, but this one has a huge bite taken out of it. That's so weird!" I exclaimed as I walked in. Kevin turned around and looked at me with this disgusted look on his face. I figured he would just know I took the bite. He thought I was serious. Even after he looked at the bagel. It was so funny. Why would I make and bring him a bagel with a bite taken out of it?? Very funny morning. Have any of you played silly jokes on your significant others or even anyone in your families?


**Side Note**I bought my plane ticket for my 2.3 week trip to STL. FUN!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

My ______ things

So I was going into Target and was looking around and decided I would list some of my feelings towards certain things I see, think, hear, experience, and etc.

My Favorite Things

1. When Kevin calls
2. Taking Pictures
3. When Kevin calls me "baby"
4. Delicious smelling candles
5. Watching cooking shows
6. Making something from a cooking show that turns out right
7. Really cool kitchen utensils
8. Sparkley jewelry
9. Good, sweet coffee
10. My nieces & nephews
11. A fun sizzle night
12. Talking for 1+ hours with Kevin
13. Finding AWESOME stuff on clearance
14. Dollar spot at Target
15. The cuppycake song Song here
16. Grocery shopping
17. I love my engagement ring
18. When Kevin tells me stories
19. Thinking up cute kids' names
20. Finding the perfect gift for someone [I'm very good at that]




Things I dislike

1. Arguing
2. People who refuse to listen
3. Hard-boiled eggs
4. The smell of HB eggs
5. My camera breaking
6. The words: "hate", "shut up", "stupid", "snagger", "panties", "cunt"
7. Someone that does something to purposely piss me off
8. People who talk over me
9. Waiting
10. Waiting




Things that make me laugh

1. Sizzle Time!!
2. Gabby
3. Parker
4. Will Ferrel
5. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
6. The Soup
7. Best Week Ever
8. The movies: "Talledega Nights", "Superbad", "Half-Baked", "Knocked-Up"
9. Dave Chapelle
10. Kevin



Let me know some of your things or if you feel the same or opposite of my things!