Wedding Soundtrack

Me: What songs should play in the background?
Mom: I don't know sweet love songs
Me: Oh, I should try to find some stuff Kevin would like
Mom: Nothing with cussing
Me: Okay. Then "Love in the Club" would be okay?
Mom: No, doesn't sound like it would
Me: But he's going to
Mom: What? Who's going to?
Me: Kevin is going to, Bag me like some groceries
Mom: Kara, shut up.